No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? 'Cause I'm really good.

I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it's a savior.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.

I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night - I don't mix protein and carbs.

Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.

I'm the worst person to tell anybody how to date.