I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.

Because they've either conveniently forgotten with time or they're trying to be supportive, most mothers won't tell you how hard pregnancy (and then childbirth) can be. Let me tell you, it is. It's brutal sometimes! But, if I did it, ANYONE can do it. I mean, I always knew I was meant to do something really BIG in life, and now I know that this was it. Screw winning an Academy Award someday ... I GAVE BIRTH

Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not.

No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? 'Cause I'm really good.

I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up.

I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.

When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.