Because they've either conveniently forgotten with time or they're trying to be supportive, most mothers won't tell you how hard pregnancy (and then childbirth) can be. Let me tell you, it is. It's brutal sometimes! But, if I did it, ANYONE can do it. I mean, I always knew I was meant to do something really BIG in life, and now I know that this was it. Screw winning an Academy Award someday ... I GAVE BIRTH

I'm not a sex symbol.

I'm the worst person to tell anybody how to date.

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't stare.

Having a child makes you realize the importance of life - narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I'd be fine.