I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, 'Hey, sorry about the autism, but here's a step-by-step list on what to do next.' But doctors don't do that. They say 'sorry' and move you along.

I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!'

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe.

Having a child makes you realize the importance of life - narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I'd be fine.

All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.

Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.