I never had credit card debt... I was very much about trying to gain my freedom, so it was about saving.

In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight.

I like you just the way I am.

There are two types of people in the world: those who think everyone needs therapy, and those who have never been.

I never had credit card debt... I was very much about trying to gain my freedom, so it was about saving.

Throughout my childhood, my parents dropped me off at a multitude of therapists' offices in hopes that I'd avoid growing up to be the kind of asshole who writes books about them. Also because it was sometimes easier than finding a nanny.