I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.

I think my comedic style is at once bashful and explosive. It's a little bit perverted, and a little bit ladylike and old-fashioned, which is a great mix. Sort of tangy.

I've only been acting since 2009 and I learn more and more with each job. I think I prepare and I'm very focused and I have a good work ethic that I learned in school.

I'd like to be in a tiny indie where I'm lost at sea.

Being on "SNL" was a goal that I had when I was younger. When I got fired, I just felt really mad and I felt really grossed out by the system and grossed out by myself and it just sort of knocked me on my ass.

There are so many different stories. You can choose to tell them, or not, but they certainly have the right to exist