Being on "SNL" was a goal that I had when I was younger. When I got fired, I just felt really mad and I felt really grossed out by the system and grossed out by myself and it just sort of knocked me on my ass.

There's a lot of different parts to me, so it makes total sense to me that I would do a big TV show or studio movie and then do a free comedy show the next day. They both feel equally important to me.

I have no regrets. The best thing to happen to me was for Lorne Michaels to hire me and fire me.

If you make a careless choice, you can really ruin things and it can take awhile for them to repair.

I know that I don't like being teased.

I don't make a lot of mistakes, honestly. I'm an A-student, I'm an Ivy Leaguer. I need those things.

Infidelity is not freedom. It's a momentary respite from stressors that are going to come back.