I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.

If I died snowboarding, you could honestly tell everybody in the world that Jeremy London died happy.

I can't deal with high maintenance chicks.

I don't think anybody should get married before they're 30. You're too young to really know yourself.

I didn't go to college, I went straight from high school to working on I'll Fly Away, I was very, very lucky.

Growing up, my brother and I were begging for attention.

I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me because I'm on TV.