I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.

I really got into the cricket and staying up late watching the World Cup.

If I died snowboarding, you could honestly tell everybody in the world that Jeremy London died happy.

I can't deal with high maintenance chicks.

Most of my friends aren't actors - and not one of them is overly impressed with what I do.

If I am still doing what I'm doing and I still have respect in this town, haven't done anything completely and utterly stupid, then I'll be happy with myself.

I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me because I'm on TV.