If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.
We all have so many different elements inside of us and we're not all one thing.
I'm just a stage actor from Chicago.
When you try to worry about missteps and all that kind of stuff, that's not the healthiest way to be.
I'm just mystified and fascinated by women, and I'm still single. Hence all of that, and the fact that I celebrate them so much, I understand that I'm unevolved at this exact moment to share my life with one. I wouldn't inflict that upon anyone yet. But, I'm getting closer.
Unless an entire row of people got up in the middle of a performance and left the theater in disgust, I felt as though I hadn't done my job.