I'm in the middle of just trying to impress my nieces, who think I work for the bus company because they saw a picture of me on a bus. I did an independent movie with Mark Pellington (I Melt with You), and then tried to impress my nieces again, by starring opposite Miley Cyrus (in So Undercover). So, basically I'm just trying to get some respect from my family.

I feel, as a person, very uninteresting.

I'm a stage actor. That is what I do.

I don't know if there's a lot of patience anymore. I think that could serve a lot of people.

You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?"

Mercury poisoning sounds like a rich man's disease . . . like something you might get from the leather seats in your Lamborghini.

I'm acting with the best actors in the world.