If he were a man of strong mind, it only gave him fits; but a person of mere average intellect it usually sent mad.
Jerome K. JeromeIt is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman's time.Five or six do not require nearly so much attention as one.
Jerome K. JeromeIn the future there are going to be no pretty girls, for the simple reason there will be no plain girls against which to contrast them. Of late I have done some systematic reading of ladies papers. The plain girl submits to a course of "treatment." In eighteen months she bursts upon Society an acknowledged beauty.
Jerome K. Jerome