There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do. Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting one.
Jerome K. JeromeA Spaniard will seek to persuade you that the bull-ring is an institution got up chiefly for the benefit of the bull.
Jerome K. JeromeIt is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
Jerome K. JeromeCultivate a sense of humour. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good.
Jerome K. Jerome