Thou shalt not steal the shekels of thine audience with a play which doth not let them know what the hell goeth on.
Don't have any opinions. They're bad for business.
All motion is relative. Maybe it's you who've moved away by standing still.
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
When you lose the power to laugh, you lose your power to think straight.
It's always such a joy that you wake up in the morning and there's work to do.