Our only competition in the theater is boredom, because if I'm bored with a play, if I'm revolted by a play on stage, with the Broadway prices, especially today, I'm going to walk out and not come back and pay that price again.
Jerome LawrenceA neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
Jerome LawrenceThou shalt not steal the shekels of thine audience with a play which doth not let them know what the hell goeth on.
Jerome Lawrence