If I were president of the United States, I would include Moslems in my presidency.
The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.
I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really an intestinal disorder, not a revelation.
I think hell's a real place where real people spend a real eternity.
Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.
It is God's planet - and he's taking care of it. And I don't believe that anything we do will raise or lower the temperature one point.