Then, in 2000, John Reid, Elton John's former manager, asked me to audition for the stage version of The Graduate he was producing. So I worked on it, got the part, and after three weeks' rehearsal I was on stage!

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.

I have done a lot of theater.

I have absolutely zero interest in politics.

We all know pain doesn't exist without some coexisting depression.

Jealousy is the fear of losing the thing you love most. It's very normal. Suspicion is the thing that's abnormal.

I have very old-fashioned tastes.