I never set fire to a piano. I'd like to have got away with it, though. I pushed a couple of them in the river. They wasn't any good.

All you gotta do honey is kinda stand in one spot, wiggle around just a little bit.

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano.

I'm dragging the audience to hell with me

These fingers of mine got brains in 'em.

I've learned to be one of the hardheadedest cats in the world. I've learned that.

Y'know, there's nothin' like tearing up a good club now and then.