I have a big collection of quotation programs...In particular, I like MCR Software's Wisdom of the Ages, which has the best selection of relevant quotes I know.

We juggle priceless eggs in variable gravity. I am afraid. I will taste fear until I die.

You see, I used to do a certain amount of market research by going to the local drugstore and seeing what the truck drivers would put up. Now it's all just copies from the latest best-seller list and damn little of anything else.

Bureaucracies are progressive. meaning they have a burning fear that someone. somewhere, is doing something without permission.

That which does not kill me, has made a grave tactical error.

...with what we spent in Iraq we could build nuclear power plants and space solar power satellites and tell the Arabs to drink their oil.

Everything takes longer and costs more.