When I was a kid of six or seven, I used to get up on the stove woodpile for a stage and I'd put on the wildest show.

I put on your sequined ball gown and I checked the mirror there. Why, I looked like Cindy Crawford, but with much more body hair.

I am very grateful to God everyday that my eyes flutter open and I can jump out of that bed!

When Amos Moses was a boy his daddy would use him for alligator bait, tie a rope around his neck and throw him in the swamp.

When you're hot your hot, when you're not your not.

Smokey and The Bandit was just a lark. All we did was run up and down those Georgia roads wrecking cars and having the time of our life.

It is not a character fault or weakness or seeking attention. It is somebody who is ill.