Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

Look after yourself and each other.

[Invading Iraq] would create generations that hated the USA.

I'm not conflicted. Because I know. There's me, and there's the show.

I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.

You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.

Take care of yourselves, and each other.