I have a really good life and I really like it.

I was twenty-one when I was hired by Planned Parenthood. It was my first work experience outside of either temping or working for my father at his store.

I would never tell anybody to get a divorce.

Women still get angry at me. I mean, men go after me sometimes, but most of the bad responses come from women.

I have yet to get sued. My father thinks I should get liability insurance.

Talk to people who know more than you. I feel like we're in this stupid sea of opinion, like "My opinion is valid because it's mine and I have it."

I understand maybe some people are more impressionable than my hard, cynical self, but maybe they need to figure out how to be less of that.