It's very hard to be a playwright because it's very competitive.

I can't watch myself in interviews. I feel like I look like a wreck. My mom is always calling me and going, 'Stop fidgeting,' and it's like, 'You have no idea what it's like, Mom.'

I get very homesick, but otherwise it's a great privilege to get to travel for work.

I like driving; I don't drive since I live in New York. I don't have an opportunity to drive, like, ever.

My hope is to never act again and just do press.

Any time you play a character for a long period of time, regardless of how close it is to you, it infiltrates your life. It's impossible for it not to.

In 'Zombieland,' it was such a freewheeling plot it almost didn't matter what the characters were doing scene to scene as long as there was a consistent banter.