In 'Zombieland,' it was such a freewheeling plot it almost didn't matter what the characters were doing scene to scene as long as there was a consistent banter.

Who walks around proud of things they've done? That's an obnoxious quality.

The only way to be turned off to being famous is to be famous.

Devils don't come from hell beneath us, they come from the sky.

In New York, everybody is their own celebrity, so they're not so interested in other people.

I often think if you have time to sit around the house feeling bad for yourself, you have time to tutor a child. I'm guilty of that exact thing. I will spend more time sitting around feeling bad for myself than actually helping somebody.

I'm no good at really anything that involves motor skills.