Why build a zoo when we can just put up a fence around Chapel Hill?

I became a Republican when a very wise young lady asked me how I could remain a Democrat when I didn't agree with what they stood for and did agree with what the Republicans supported.

Mr. Clinton better watch out if he comes down here. He'd better have a bodyguard.

Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade school classes that teach our children that CANNIBALISM, WIFE-SWAPPING, and the MURDER of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior.

This bill attempts to make sure that President Clinton is not allowed to do by Executive Order what Congress has declined to enact in the past two congressional sessions namely, to treat homosexuals as a special class protected under various titles of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

There is a big difference between The Merchant of Venice and a photograph of two males of different races in an erotic pose on a marble table top.

The challenge is always before us. Whenever we lose sight of the principles that mattered to our founders we run into trouble.