All my roots are Broadway. I got my Equity Card doing a Broadway show, and my first love is theater.

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.

Well, certainly at the Golden Globes, during every commercial break everyone gets up and schmoozes with each other.

I'm so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy.

I'm holding a teardrop for a friend Until his heartache and misery end.

If I had a reality show, it would probably be called “Keeping Fit With Jesse Tyler Ferguson” because then I’d be forced to hit the gym every day.

I don't like improv at all. It terrifies me. I like to know exactly what I'm going to say. Being surprised does make me a better actor. Anytime I'm afraid of something that makes me rise to the occasion, it scares me, but it's what makes great actors - being in the moment.