Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will.

I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death.

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.

You can't legislate stupidity.

The pleasure was all yours.

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

Government is like physics, you know - for every action, there's a reaction.