In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

Disabled people need more invested in their education, housing, job training, transportation, assistive technology, and independent-living facilities. Governments earn back this investment - and more - by making people with disabilities economically productive citizens.

I'm saying 9/11 was to get us into Iraq and get us into Afghanistan.

Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.

Our military doesn't defend our American people. Our military is the strong-arm muscle of corporations.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

My father used to always say to me that, you know, if a guy goes out to steal a loaf of bread to feed his family, they'll give him 10 years, but a guy can do white-collar crime and steal the money of thousands and he'll get probation and a slap on the wrist.