When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

I want to try to become friends with Russia.

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people

If I were an innocent individual, flown to a foreign country and held for several years and tortured, I'd become a terrorist, too. I'd go to war against the U.S.

I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off.

A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.