If you're a Mexican citizen whether you live in a shanty shack or the big palace on the beach, when you turn 65, your property taxes are cut in half.
Jesse VenturaI find that the history books that we teach our kids with are not fully truthful, in my opinion.
Jesse VenturaI love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
Jesse Ventura