Barack Obama's large contributor was Goldman Sachs - same thing on the Republican side. If you go to both their conventions, you see the same lobbyists paying off both sides so they win either way.

Government is connected to everything we do.

You shouldn't be shot just because someone yells, "Halt" or resisting arrest or running away from being arrested.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.

If I were an innocent individual, flown to a foreign country and held for several years and tortured, I'd become a terrorist, too. I'd go to war against the U.S.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.