I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.
Jesse VenturaGet every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.
Jesse VenturaDonald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke.
Jesse VenturaMost people would assume, as I do, that the courtroom is a place for the truth, but it's not with our corrupt judges today - and I'm talking about the corrupt ones on the court of appeals.
Jesse Ventura