I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would be a mistake to make them illegal again.
Jesse VenturaI asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.
Jesse VenturaAnything in life has a ying and a yang. It has a good and a bad. And in the case of freedom, well, freedom also gives you the freedom to be stupid.
Jesse VenturaGovernment works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on more and more of the responsibilities that belong to the citizens.
Jesse VenturaIf you behave like a good citizen, and you upgrade and improve your property, your reward will be the government will take more money from you. So using that analogy, you should let your house become the shithole on the block and they'll reduce your taxes and you'll pay less. Be a bad citizen with your neighbors, right? You'll save money then.
Jesse Ventura