Democrats are so spineless, so afraid to go against the tide... but dissension is the greatest form of patriotism.

Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.

I believe in the separation of church and state. We all have our own religious beliefs. There are people out there who are atheists, who don't believe at all. . . . They are citizens of Minnesota, and I have to respect that.

People in this country need to understand when you go to any airport in the United States, you are not protected by the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. They can do anything they want to you, and there is no where you can go to seek redress.

Our military doesn't defend our American people. Our military is the strong-arm muscle of corporations.

I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this country.

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.