Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me.

Im sick of the foodies who need every morsel that goes into their mouth to be a Picasso painting, a Giacometti sculpture, a Proust novel, evoking the world with each crumb.

Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me.

Basically, I was always very interested in comedy, but I was much more sort of academic. And then, after college, loaded with my art history degree, I decided to go work at Comedy Central as a temp.

I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.