My parents were young and liberal and knew I was going to drink anyway, so they let me do it at home.

When I do comedy, I lose all inhibition and introspection. I no longer care.

Actors are pulled in so many different directions that unless you both are absolutely into it through thick and thin and completely sure about each other, it's just hard. I've decided I'll never date an actor again.

People are unbelievably giving and caring and understanding of me because of what I do for a living and because actors tend to get their asses kissed everywhere they go, so I can be extra-understanding in a relationship.

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

Some [actors] are really a pain in the ass today. I held out on getting an assistant forever because I didn't want to seem demanding... or like a pain in the ass. I didn't want someone working for me to hate me.

Honor has to say "please" and "thank you." Manners are really important.