lifelong enemies are, I think, as hard to make and as important to one's well-being as lifelong friends.
Jessica MitfordPrison walls are meant not only to keep convicts in, but to keep the would-be investigator out.
Jessica MitfordAlas, poor Yorick! How surprised he would be to see how his counterpart of today is whisked off to a funeral parlor and is in short order sprayed, sliced, pierced, pickled, trussed, trimmed, creamed, waxed, painted, rouged and neatly dressed - transformed from a common corpse into a Beautiful Memory Picture.
Jessica MitfordI have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister.
Jessica MitfordFuneralese has had its ups and downs. The word 'morticians,' first used in Embalmers Monthly for February, 1895, was barred by the Chicago Tribune in 1932, 'not for lack of sympathy with the ambition of undertakers to be well regarded, but because of it. If they haven't the sense to save themselves from their own lexicographers, we shall not be guilty of abetting them in their folly.
Jessica Mitford