[On the United States:] A nation which does not appreciate that the simple elocution exercise 'Merry Mary married hairy Harry' contains not one but three vowel sounds.

Prison walls are meant not only to keep convicts in, but to keep the would-be investigator out.

Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.

Now there is a society where the funeral industry got completely out of control.

In childbirth, as in other human endeavors, fashions start with the rich, are then adopted by the aspirant middle class with an assist from the ever-watchful media, and may or may not eventually filter down to the poor.

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty.

Objectivity? I've always had an objective.