The excrement bubbles, the century slime decays, and the brainwashing government lackeys would have us say it's under control.

Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.

Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.

The legends lie cradled in the seagulls call, and the promise they made are ground beneath the sadist's fall.

She's a warm fart at Christmas.

In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him. And Man gave unto God a multitude of names, that he might be Lord over the earth when it was suited to man.

I'll pour a cup to you my darling, raise it up, say Cheerio.