Who the hell can he be? He's never had V.D.
The excrement bubbles, the century slime decays, and the brainwashing government lackeys would have us say it's under control.
My words are a whisper, your deafness a shout.
The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.
Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.