At this very moment I'm behind on a compilation that Slave Labor is doing for Free Comic Book Day.

Children are all criminally insane, and must be destroyed!

I could go through a lot of my old emails from when I first started doing comics. Back then the lowest age of fans was like 15 or 16 up to people in their 20's and 30's.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

I got to draw monsters, robots and write funny stories. I loved doing that stuff and working with the actors. But it got to be less and less that stuff and more about trying to be everywhere and not being able to do one thing very enjoyably.

And so, irritants, it is with this that I leave you. You are spared so that you can think of what it really is to live in a world that engenders a pain for which there is no comfort. Here is your product! You have the rest of your lives to think of this. And I suggest you think quickly, for a long life is never a guarantee.

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.