Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.

Obeying the rules might be smart, but it's not as nearly as much fun.

If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.

You said you'd kiss me if I lost Tank." - - "You want me to kiss you?" Oh boy. "You were happy I'd lost your puppy?" He was looking like he was still thinking about smiling as he glanced down at Tank, tucked under his arm. "No. That would make me an asshole." Right.

Toby smiled and started to speak, but Josh adjusted his hold on Tank and reached back, covering Toby's mouth. "Wait," Grace said. "I think he was going to actually use words." "Yeah, but trust me, you don't want to hear them." Toby pulled Josh's hand away. "Are you my new mommy?" Grace's mouth fell open in shock, and Toby giggled at the sight. "Okay, Tiger," Josh said. "You know I love the sound of your laugh, probably more than any sound in the world, but I will squash you like a grape if you say that to one more woman today.

I tried to keep my distance, but my world doesn't work without you in it.

The smile made her want to hug him, and maybe love him up some more. Stupid smile.