Sorry,” he said. “Let me drop the belt-" “No.” She held on when he would have pulled away. “Don’t. I like it.” Again, he lifted her face, and he smiled. “The tool belt turns you on.” “No.” She closed her eyes and thunked her forehead to his chest. “Little bit.

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.

Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.

I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.