I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.
Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.
Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I'm pretty sure that includes you.
As for the military or service professionals, I have nothing but respect for them, but come on, when it comes to romance novels, we all know it's really about the uniforms and how the guys look in them!
Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.
Oh my God," Maddie whispered, horrified. "I rented him that boat. Does that make me a murderer?" Tara's heart clutched. "He's not dead yet." "Hurry," Maddie called to Ford. "I can't be the one who killed Tara's ex!" I look terrible in orange!