Why was man created before woman? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.” – Chloe Traeger

Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.

I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly. No sympathy for you!

Don't take life too seriously. After all none of us are getting out alive anyway.

A small part of her secretly hoped she caught him in bed. But that really was a very small part. The bigger part hoped he was in the shower.

The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.

When everyone just shook their heads, he unbuttoned his shirt and, oh good Lord, shrugged out of it, bunching it up to slip beneath her head like a pillow. Don’t look at him, she told herself. Don’t look— She looked. Sweet Jesus.