But when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bible is the Holy Truth, and God doesnt take American Express

You know, I try not to look back, because looking forward is so much better than looking backward.

It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God, is to be a television talk-show host.

And God knows I needed to be forgiven. So I had to forgive everybody. And then God - as I read in the word, you're supposed to pray for your enemies. Try that one on

But when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bible is the Holy Truth, and God doesnt take American Express

Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world?

When we complain, we remain. When we whine, we stay behind. When we praise, we raise.