Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.

Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.

School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.