Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.

Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot.

I've done smarter things in my life. Once, for example, I threw myself out of a moving car in order to take on a truckload of lycanthropes singlehandedly." ~Harry Dresden

Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Like those Japanese game shows, only without all the glory.

Mister Dresden is a diplomatically challenged individual. He should be in a shelter for the tactless.

There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more . . . secure.