Night wasn't so much falling as sharpening its claws.
I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.
Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.
Me and polite have never been on close terms.
In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.
Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.