Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing.

My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps.

If you shoot, I will kill her before I die." Yes," Kitai said in a patient tone. "Which is why I have not shot you. Yet.

Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy.

I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, "Uh-oh.

I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.

My brief flash of relief and confidence melted away. Good thing it did, too. I'm sure the world would come to an end if I were allowed to feel a sense of relief and well-being for any length of time.