You can't abandon life just because it's scary, and just because you get hurt.

I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.

I hate what you represent." ... "Power without conviction." Isana replied, her tone lifeless, matter of fact. "Ambition without conscience. Decent folk suffer at the hands of those like you.

Erlking,” I told her. “Big-time bad guy. Wants to eat me.” “Why?” she asked. “Well. I met him,” I said.

You can't plan for everything or you never get started in the first place.

Wait. You work for me?" "I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.