Wait. You work for me?" "I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.

Not that I was worried about anyone stealing my car. I once had a car thief offer to get me something better for a sweetheart rate.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Growing up is all about getting hurt. And then getting over it. You hurt. You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to get hurt again. But each time, you learn something.

Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing.

Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.

There is the world that should be and the world that is. We live in one and must create the other.